Hot Girls, Hard Truths & A Heatwave of Horn

STACKED’s August edition is soaked in summer: bikinis, bathtubs, bubbles, and bare skin. From Lana’s cover shoot as a lingerie-clad Domestic Goddess to Morgan’s steamy tub tease and Ellis fronting our brand new Page 3 revival, this issue is sunshine, sex appeal, and filth from start to finish. Add in Lando, De Bruyne, Tom Hardy, machine-learning sex dolls and the world’s deadliest arms dealer… and you’ve got the summer read of legends.

Model Features

Lana Parker: “The Unreal Housewife” (Cover Feature)
STACKED’s resident agony aunt finally steps out front — and she does it in pink heels and lace! Lana brings a pin-up twist to the housewife fantasy, pegging underwear on the line in a summer shoot that’s flirty, filthy, and hotter than a broken tumble dryer.

• Morgan: “Rub-a-Dub-Dub”
  A bathtub, a smile, and nothing else. Morgan returns for her third STACKED shoot and it’s pure, dripping chaos — bubbles, boobs, and towel-dropping truth bombs.
• Sophie Bakewell: “Hot in the Garden”
  Lemon lingerie, garden hose, perfect tan lines. Sophie bakes in the summer heat and brings ultimate bikini babe energy to every page.
• Ali: “Hot & Bothered”
  Soaked sundresses, wine-drenched laughter, and garden striptease. Ali’s outdoor antics turn afternoon tea into a full-blown fantasy.
• Sophie Larissa: “Power Play”
  Blazers, stockings, and total control. Sophie commands the shoot in this office-meets-bedroom feature that mixes lingerie with dominance.
• Ellis: Page 3
  Ellis kicks off STACKED’s new monthly Page 3 feature, reviving a great British institution with fresh attitude, killer curves, and serious old-school pin-up power. Page 3 is back — and Ellis owns it.

Sports, Power Moves & Petrol-Fuelled Carnage

• Lando Norris: “Lando’s Land”
  The kid from Bristol smashes it at Silverstone in a heroic home win. We celebrate Lando’s F1 dominance and the moment he became a national icon.
• Kevin De Bruyne: “From Manchester to Maradona”
  City’s midfield general hits Naples, dons the No.10, and pays tribute to football greatness with a moment of pure sporting class.
• OUCH!
  Blood, bruises and busted pride — this month’s most brutal moments in sport, including a jaw-clattering knockout from one of the Lionesses.
• STACKED Motors: The Vantage S
  Aston Martin’s V8 monster. Rowdy, refined, and completely unhinged — the Vantage S is British horsepower with zero chill.

Crime, Culture, Chaos & Carnage

• STACKED Crime: “Victor Bout – The Merchant of Death”
  How the world’s most dangerous arms dealer got taken down in a Bangkok sting — and how he got out. A real-life villain who makes Bond baddies look tame.
• Butterfly: South Korea’s Lethal Spy Flick
  Elegant, brutal, and brilliantly twisted — the assassin thriller that’s set to explode on streaming. Think Atomic Blonde meets Oldboy.
• MobLand: Tom Hardy’s Coldest Role
  No shouting. No gimmicks. Just ice in his veins. Hardy’s new role as a fixer is his most terrifying yet.
• AI Sex Dolls: China’s Synthetic Lovers
  They moan, they flirt, they remember your name. The rise of the girlfriend replacement is both terrifying and fascinating — and they’re selling fast.
• Rude News
  Celebrity chaos, meltdown moments, accidental flashes and serious scandal — your monthly hit of celebrity wrong’uns.
• Your Jokes
  The filthiest jokes we’ve printed all year. If you read this in public, wear sunglasses and a fake name.
• Pub Ammo – August Edition
  Sun-powered horniness, topless beaches, vitamin D and beer stats — plus how butter cults and crisps have changed lives. You’ll never lose a pub quiz again.

April’s edition of STACKED is bursting with energy, cheeky attitude, and headline-stealing glamour. From patriotic babes to blazing model debuts, elite athletes, and gritty crime features, this issue delivers knockout content for lads who want laughs, action, and absolute stunners. Here’s what’s inside:

Model Features

• Elle: “Solo Sleepover” (Cover Feature)
  Elle flies solo in a pillow-fighting, bed-breaking cover shoot filled with naughty confessions, cheeky Easter eggs, and some of the wildest bedroom banter we’ve ever printed. From sexy sleep routines to her dream “morning after” fry-up, Elle owns every inch of this feature.
• Amy Green: #STACKEDSelfies Debut
  The glamour veteran makes her STACKED debut, revisiting her legendary past while teasing us with future fantasy shoots. From body paint to awkward boners on set, Amy dishes all in her cheeky, confident style.
• Ali: “England’s Finest”
  Wrapped in the St. George’s Cross and bursting with national pride, Ali is the patriotic dream girl. She talks pub pints, cockney accents, steamy cab rides, and her best… ahem… assets. St. George would be proud (and a little distracted).
• Imogen: “Naughty By Nature”
  Imogen returns to get dirty in the garden—literally. Celebrating National Gardening Day with topless trowel work, sun-kissed soil, and plenty of outdoor thrills. Wheelbarrows, water fights, and skinny-dipping with cows? It’s all here.
• Rosa: “Cabin Fever”
  Newcomer Rosa brings the heat to the mountains with a fire-side lingerie shoot. From holistic health to hot tubs and naked yoga, she’s flexible, fiery, and the fantasy you didn’t know you needed.
• Paige: “Britain’s Blonde Bombshell”
  The long-legged Page 3 stunner returns, and this time she’s got Hollywood stories and high-heel mishaps. From auditioning as Kate Beckinsale’s body double to flashing the crew mid-shoot, Paige proves she’s pure A-list energy in lingerie.

Sport & Celebrity

• Mo Salah: “Liverpool’s Record-Breaking King”
  Fresh off his record-equalling 7th Player of the Month award, Salah talks teamwork, off-the-ball brilliance, and keeping humble while being unstoppable.
• Dan Burn: “Down to Earth, Over the Moon”
  From pushing trolleys at Asda to scoring in a cup final, Newcastle’s gentle giant shares his journey from Sunday League to England hero.
• George Foreman Tribute: “Farewell, Champ”
  STACKED salutes the king of comebacks, the knockout legend who made grills just as iconic as uppercuts. A heartfelt tribute to the big man with an even bigger legacy.

Entertainment & Features

• The Accountant 2: “From Ledger Sheets to Loaded Guns”
  Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal reunite for an explosive, laugh-out-loud sequel that delivers a full-blown bromance wrapped in bullets and banter.
• STACKED Motors: Renault 5 Turbo 3E
  This retro-styled, electric beast throws torque, nostalgia, and chaos in equal measure. Penguins be damned—this rally-ready rocket is here to party.
• STACKED Crime: “Fall of the Godfather – Gallardo’s Downfall”
  The brutal takedown of Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo, narco royalty turned prisoner. Following last month’s Kiki Camarena special, this is the explosive sequel you didn’t know you needed.
• Rude News
  Celebrity gossip from Rosie HW’s calendar days to Charli XCX sweeping the BRITs. Beads, Brits, and bangers galore.
• Your Letters – Lana’s Sex & Relationship Advice
  From lingerie for lads to dominant girlfriends and banana-peeling toes, Lana gives the ultimate saucy solutions to your steamiest dilemmas.
• Your Jokes
  This month’s joke page is pure chaos—glue sticks, knight clubs, and marriage roasts. If you’re not laughing, you’re definitely blushing.
• Pub Ammo – St. George’s Day Special
  Knight banter, patriotic pints, dragon-slaying myths, and pickup lines involving roses—this month’s trivia is pure English mischief.